Tuesday, 23 October 2012

Doctor, Doctor

I've been writing jokes.  I reckon I'm channelling Tommy Cooper.  :-)

Here are some:

Patient: Doctor, I feel like a horse.
Doctor: Here's a prescription. Trot along to the chemist and buy yourself a neigh-sal spray.

Patient: Doctor, I feel like a pillow.
Doctor: I thought you felt lumpy when I examined you.

Patient: Doctor, I feel like a fridge.
Doctor: No wonder you sound so cold!

Patient: Doctor, I can't see you very well.
Doctor: No problem, I can see you!

Patient: Doctor, I feel like a tree.
Doctor: Stand tall, all is well!

Patient: Doctor, I feel like a phone.
Doctor: In that case, I'll call you later.

Enocia

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